Did you see my face?

During a robbery, one of the robbers mask slid down.

He looked at a man and asked. Did you see my face?

The man said yes! The robber shot him.

Then he asked a woman. Did you see my face?

She said no, but my husband over there did.

 

 

it has been used

A family went to a hospital, where one of their relatives would be having a brain transplant.

 

One of the relatives asked,

 

"What will the cost of a new brain be?"

 

The doctor replied, "A female brain costs $25,000 and a male brain costs $50,000."

 

The men smirked, but one of the females asked,

 

"Why is that, doctor?"

 

"Well," the doctor replied,” the female brain is less because it has been used."