half an hour later

You see, Doctor, “I’m always dizzy for half an hour after I get up in the morning,” said santa.

“Well, try getting up half an hour later,” said the doctor.

 

 

HaHaHaHa ...........

 

 

 

‎​4 sardaro ne mil ke petrol pump khola. 1 bhi customer nahi aaya .. Kyun..? # # # # # # # # petrol pump was on 1st floor..   Chal ek aur   Fir charo ne usi floor pe restuarent khola. 1 bhi customer nahi.. Kyu..? # # # # # # # # petrol pump ka board nahi hataya..   Chal ek aur     Fir charo ne 1 taxi li. 1 bhi sawari nahi. Kyu..? # # # # # # # # 2 sardar aage and 2 piche baith ke sawari dhund rahe the..   Chal ek aur     Taxi kharab ho gayi. Charo ne khub dhakka lagaya. but taxi wahi ki wahi. Kyu..? # # # # # # # # # 2 aage se and 2 piche se dhakka de rahe the..   Chal ek aur     Fir charo ne 1 bachhe ko kidnap kiya. Bachhe ko kaha ghar ja apne baap se 5 lac rs le ke aa. warna tujhe maar denge. Bachha ghar gaya aur uske papa ne paise de bhi diye. Kyu..? # # # # # # # # bachhe ka baap bhi Sardar THA

 

You're pitching

Santa and Banta, both obsessed with baseball, never missed their favorite team’s game.

 

They promised, whoever died first, and went to heaven, would come back to earth and tell the other if there was baseball in heaven.

 

One day, Santa died. Banta waited for him to come back. Finally Santa did.

 

He said to Banta. "I have good news and bad news. I'll tell you the good news first. There is baseball in heaven."

 

Banta said, "That’s the best news!"

 

Then Santa said, time for the bad news....”You're pitching tomorrow night."

 

 

ashamed

A Saudi Prince went to Germany to study.

A month later, he sends a letter to his dad saying:"Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here,but I'm a bit ashamed to arrive to school with my gold Mercedes when all my teachers travel by train."

Sometime later he gets a letter from his dad with a ten million dollar check saying:"Stop embarrassing us, go and get yourself a train too”!

 

 

 

want to get out

A bar owner locked up his place at 2 AM and went home to sleep. He had been in bed only a few minutes when the phone rang. “What time do you open up in the morning?” he heard an obviously inebriated man inquire.

The owner was so furious, he slammed down the receiver and went back to bed. A few minutes later there was another call and he heard the same voice ask the same question. “Listen, the owner shouted, “there’s no sense in asking me what time I open because I wouldn’t let a person in your condition in—“



“I don’t want to get in,” the caller interjected. “I want to get out.”