aaj final hai

^{Pathan: Dr. mujhe raat ko sapne me bandr cricket khelte dikhai dete hain
Dr: yeh dawa aaj se kha lena
Pathan: kal se kha lun
Dr: kyun?
Pathan: aaj final hai.}

 

 

 

left the room key

Bill, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and were sharing a large suite on the top of a 75-story skyscraper.

 

After a long day of meetings they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room.

 

Bill said to Jim and Scott, let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task by concentrating on something interesting.

 

I'll tell jokes for 25 flights, and Jim can sing songs for 25 flights, and Scott can tell sad stories the rest of the way.

 

At the 26th floor Bill stopped telling jokes and Jim began to sing.

 

At the 51st floor Jim stopped singing and Scott began to tell sad stories.

 

"I will tell my saddest story first," he said. "I left the room key in the car!"

 

Guess who?

A young and foolish santa wanted to sound cool on the aviation frequencies. So, this was his first time approaching a field during the nighttime. Instead of making any official requests to the tower,

 

santa said: "Guess who?"

The controller switched the field lights off and replied:

 

"Guess where?"

 

 

try putting something in it

Little Emily was complaining to her mother that her stomach hurt.

 

Her mother replied, “That’s because it's empty. Maybe you should try putting something in it."

 

The next day, the pastor was over at Emily's family's house for lunch.

 

He mentioned having his head hurt, to which Emily immediately replied,

 

"That's because it's empty. Maybe you should try putting something in it."

hungry

While working at a pizza parlour I observed santa ordering a small pizza to go.

 

He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6.

 

He thought about it for some time before responding.

 

'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't  think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.

Poor Husbands

Position of a Husband Is just like a Split AC

 No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor

 He is designed to remain Silent indoor...

 

"Husband is one who is the head of the family,

 but his wife is the neck, and whichever way she turns, he goes."