Lawyer vs. Deputy,,,,,,,,,,,,

A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He
thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from
New York and is certain that he has a better education then any cop from
Virginia.

He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Virginia
Deputy's expense.

The Deputy says,"License and registration, please.

The Lawyer says, "What for?"

The Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign.

The Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming.

The Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and
registration, please.

The Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"

The Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to complete stop,
that's the law.   License and registration, please!"

The Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow
down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give
me the ticket If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket.

The Deputy says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir.

At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating
the crap out of the lawyer and says, "Do you want me to stop, or just
slow down?"