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Umar 30 saal, wajan 80 killo aur 6 foot height kya, poora kasrat body! ......abhi wo bole to, kya hai na apun ko bhi life me settle hone ka maangta, isiliye yeah adverteezment apun paper me chaap riye la hai...Apun maanta hai apun Tapori hai, bahut log ka pungi bajayela hai magar kya hai naa baap, apun ka bhi izzat hai markit me!!! Apun ko bhi public shaadi-bia me bulati hai woh bhi izzat se! Saal ka 5/6 peti to apun aaram se kama leta hai... buri aadat bole to daaru aur bidi, abhi daaru kaun nahi pita - yaar. Akkha bada bada log apun log se jaasti chada leta hai... Ab chokiri apun ko aisa maangta hai... Bole to aik dam jhakas maal, patakha, aik dam patakha... thoda padi likhi hongi to chalenga koun ke saala yeah kabhi kabhi form bharne ke liye saala apun ko 25 log ka hath pair jodna padta hai.. Apun jo hai na shaadi ki baad aik dam sudhar jaayenga iman se... apun ka baccha log ko apun pada likka tapori banayinga... bole to Tapori Doctor, Tapori computer waala aur bhi bohat kuch... Maa kasam shadi ke baad apun kisi bhi chikni ko line nahi denga... Abhi yeah sub accha lage to apun ko contact karne ka kya! Apun ka addressss Danny bhai Mobile Pappu Pager ka Right Hand, Pakya Puncturewala ke pichchoo, ShanPatti Nagar, Hairan Gali No. 420, Pareshan Road, Bhai Ka Area.