Two women that are dog owners are arguing about which dog is smarter....
First Woman: "My dog is so smart, every morning he waits for the paper boy to come around and then he takes the newspaper and brings it to me.
Second Woman: "I know..."
First Woman: "How?"
Second Woman: "My dog told me."
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A man walks pass a beggar on the corner of the street where he works.The beggar holds out his one hand and the man drops a coin into his hand.
One day the man walks pass the beggar again and notices the beggar is holding out both his hands.He asks:
“Why are you holding out both of your hands?”
The beggar replied,
" You see sir, business is going so well I decided to open another branch".
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A student was asked 2 write a sign board 4 d traffic rules near d college campus.
He wrote: "Drive carefully! Don't kill d students. wait 4 d Teachers".
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Britisher: "Do u knw swimming?"
Satya : "No"
Brit: Dog is better than u, it swims
Satya: "Do u knw swimming?"
Brit: "Yes"
Satya: Then, wats the diference between U and DOG
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What is the different between chew gum and begum?
Both r sweet at the beginning and become shapeless tasteless n sticky at
the end.
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Q: What is the Extreme height of stupidity?
Answer: Two sardars Sitting in a Auto and fighting for corner seat!!!
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Boy: I love u..
Girl: Me too
Boy: How much do u love me?
Girl: as much as u do.
Boy: U Cheater.
I thought u really loved me
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Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing Me.
I don't know how she got my no, she interrupts whenever
I call someone and say "please recharge your card"
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Postman: I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet
Sardar: why did U come so far...
Instead U could have posted it
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In art gallery couple sees picture of a girl covered by leaf.
Husband was keep watching her.
Wife: ab chaloge bhi ya
Hawa k aane ka intezar kar rahe karte raho gaye?
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Evolution of man:
Without shaadi spiderman
shaadi k din superman
shaadi k baad Gentleman
aur
B.V khobsurat hoto sari umar watchman
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Teacher: write your father name in English.
Sikh student: beautiful red underwear.
Teacher: what is this?
Student: it's not wrong.
His name is sunder lal chadda.
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It was fresher’s day at a coeducation college. The principal said "In our
college we are very strict and follow discipline. The boys and girls hostel
are separate. If we find any boy entering the girl’s hostel, a fine of Rs.
100 will be levied first time. If he is caught second time Rs. 200 will be
charged. Third time Rs. 500 will charged"
Immediately a boy sitting in the last row raised his hand and asked
“What is the rate for the season pass!”
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