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Saturday, July 5, 2008

sardarji jokes collection.....4


Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know
Why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..

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Ultimate answer while changing a job.
Interviewer: Why did you change your last job?
Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where.

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How did Santa tried to kill a bird??
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.

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Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he
hasn't came back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else? .

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An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do!

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Santa and Banta went for a drive.
Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not?
Banta puts his head out & says "Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!"

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Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying furiously...
Finally, Santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again.

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Why did Santa keep the door open while bathing?
Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.

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Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The steering, dash board,
gears of car have been stolen.
After sometime he calls again: I am coming, earlier I sat on the back sea
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