> Two priests decided to go to
>
> They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing
> anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane
> landed they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous
> shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.
>
> The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their 'tourist'
> garb. They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the
> sunshine and the scenery when a 'drop dead gorgeous' blonde in a
> bikini came walking straight towards them. They couldn't help but
> stare.
>
> As the blonde passed them she smiled and said 'Good Morning, Father ~
> Good Morning, Father,' nodding and addressing each of them
> individually, then she passed on by.
>
> They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were
> priests?
>
> So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more
> outrageous outfits. These were so loud you could hear them before you
> even saw them!
>
> Once again, in their new attire, they settled down in their chairs to
> enjoy the sunshine.
>
> After a little while, the same gorgeous blonde, wearing a different
> colored bikini, taking her sweet time, came walking toward them.
> Again she nodded at each of them, said 'Good morning, Father ~ Good
> morning, Father,' and started to walk away.
>
> One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, 'Just a
> minute, young lady.'
> 'Yes, Father?'
> 'We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world
> do you know we are priests, dressed as we are?'
>
> She replied, 'Father, it's me, Sister
> Kathleen.'
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