Smile please........

> BRILLIANT WAYS GIRLS TURN GUYS DOWN!
>
>
> HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
> SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like
> yours!
>
> He: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
> SHE:No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!
>
>
>
> HE:How did you get to be so beautiful?
> SHE:I must have been given your share!!!
>
>
>
> HE:Will you come out with me this Saturday?
> SHE:Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!
>
> HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
> SHE:Okay, get out!
>
>
>
> HE:I think I could make you very happy
> SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
>
> HE:What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
> SHE:Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
>
> HE:Can I have your name?
> SHE:Why, don't you already have one?
>
> HE:Shall we go and see a film?
> SHE:I've already seen it!
>
> HE:Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
> SHE:Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!
>
> HE:Where have you been all my life?
> SHE:Hiding from you.
>
>
>
> HE:Haven't I seen you someplace before?
> SHE:Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
>
> HE: Is this seat empty?
> SHE:Yes, and this one will be if you sit down .
>
> HE:So, what do you do for a living?
> SHE:I'm a female impersonator.
>
> HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
> SHE: Do not enter.
>
> FORWARD ON TO ALL WOMEN TO HAVE SOME LAUGHS
> (and men who may appreciate good humor)






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