Appraisal letter : with encryption..... ( office humor )

Dear Manager (HR),

 

 

 

   Vimal, my assistant programmer, can always be found

 

   Hard at work in his cubicle. Vimal works independently, without

 

   Wasting company time talking to colleagues. Vimal never

 

   Thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always

 

   Finishes given assignments on time. Often Vimal takes extended

 

   Measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee

 

   Breaks. Vimal is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no

 

   Vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound

 

   Knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Vimal can be

 

   Classed as a high-calibre employee, the type which cannot be

 

   Dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Vimal be

 

   Promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be

 

   Sent away as soon as possible.

 

 

 

   Signed - Project Leader

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  NB: That stupid idiot was reading over my shoulder when I wrote the report

 

  Sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the odd lines (1, 3, 5, 7, 9,11, 13)

 

  For my true assessment of him.