Don't Have Anything

A woman walks into a convenience store. She walks

straight to the manager and asks, "Do you have any

note-books?"

"Sorry," says the manager. "We're all out."

The woman shrugs, and asks, "Well, do you have any

pencils?"

"No, don't have that either," says the manager.

The woman gets upset and asks, "Do you have some

potato chips? Cool-drinks?"

The manager shrugs, "Sorry. Don't have that."

"My God!" the woman shouts, "If you don't have

anything, you should close the store!"

The manager shrugs "Don't have the key."