Q. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE ?
A.Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai......
Doosri bigadti hai to 'SHUROO' ho jati hai
Q.Doctor : Kya App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?.
A.Man : Hoga, zarur hoga; 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.
Q.What's the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE ?
A.In both cases you feel 'aur thoda ruk jata to accha model milta'
Q.Ek admi ne sadhu se kaha, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upaaye bataiye.
A.Sadhu bola , saale, Upaaye hota to main sadhu kyoon banta?
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