marks for EVERY STEP
In a maths exam Sardar was dancing instead of writing why?
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Because someone told him that there are marks for EVERY STEP.
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sardar raised his bat
In one local cricket match sardar raised his bat on 35 runs. His partner asked "sardar, there is no century or half century or wining moment why you raised your bat." You don't know the value of 35 scores. I know it from my school time.
Its the Pass Marks :)---
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A boss of a computer company walked up to one of his workers.
"You're fired!" exclaimed the boss.
"I didn't do anything!" replied the confused worker.
The boss happy with his answer says, "I know. That's why you're fired!"
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A pick pocket was pronounced guilty and sentenced to 8 months jail term with an option of $200 fine by the judge. His defense lawyer(of course sardar) knowing that his client could not pay the fine, pleaded with the judge asking; “Your honor, my client can only afford $50, but if you allow him a few minutes in the crowd …
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A sardar had two goldfish,
he named one of them "One"
and the other "Two"
he did this because..
if one died, he'd still have two
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