SMS jokes

Aur bhi cheezain bahut see lut chuki hain dil ke saath
Ye bataya dooston ne ishq furmane ke baad;
Is liye kamre ki ek ek cheez "check" karta hoon main"
Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaane ke baad"(wah-wah)

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Kash mere dard ki tujhe aise saja mile,
Kash mere dard ki tujhe aesi saja mile,

audience : ghahere jakhm lagte hai

Kash mere dard ki tujhe aise saja mile,
Kash mere dard ki tujhe aesi saja mile,

Tujhe aayi ho bade jor se SUSU,
Aur kanhi karne ki jagah na mile

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Book khulti hai...exam ka sama hota hai.
Aise mausam me hi to dimag kharab hota hai.
Dimag ki baate paper par nahi ati..
ye fasana to MARKSHEET par baya hota hai !!!

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Usey pane ki koi aas nahi hai

audience : lagta, hai gaheri chot khayi hai....

Ki Use pane ki koi aas nahi hai

Vajah yeh bhi hai, woh dikhne mai kuch khas nahi hai

audience : wah wah...

Use pane ki koi aas nahi hai
Vajah yeh bhi hai, woh dikhne mai kuch khas nahi hai

aur gold medalist hoti to shayad chal jata,
kambakht woh ek bhi subject mai pas nahi hai..............

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Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana...
Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana...

Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana

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Tumhare liye main chand taare tod du,
Honda city, opel, mecedez tak chod du,
Darling itna kaafi hai ya,
do char jhuth aur bole du!!

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God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested.

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This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ...

Now read without the word dog.

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Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!!

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Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

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Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law? Boy: Not really, but I don't see any other way 2 marry your daughter!

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A lady delivered twins. Surprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible? Because her husband is HUTCH

DEALER.... wherever u go out network follows

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Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and your parents.

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A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly? The father says to him, don't stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!!

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Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

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msg pe msg bhejte ho
bhej bhej kar bheja kharab karte ho
bhejte bhi ho to kya bhejte ho
khud ka bheja chalta nahi
dusro ka bheja bhej te ho

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Ae kalam jara abd se chalna mohabat ka paigaam hai
teri noke ke neeche mere dilbar ka naam hai

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Talaash karo koi tumhe mil jayega!
Magar hamari tarah, tumhe kaun chahega!!
Jaroor koi chahat ki nazar se tujhe dekhega!
Magar Aankhein hamari kahan se laayega

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jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye,
husn ke tevar nukeele ho gaye,
hum ijhar karne me thode dhele ho gaye,
aur udhar unke hath peele ho gaye!.

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Umeedo ki shama dil me mat jhalana !
Is jahan se alag dunia mat basana!!
AAJ bus mood mein the to message bhej diya!!
Par Roz intezar mein pallke mat bichana!

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Nigahon se dekh liya hota , Tamanna thi agar azmane ki !!
Humto yunhein behosh ho jate , Kya zaroorat thi Muskurane ki !! .... !!


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kisiko ko mohabat ki sachai mar legi
kisi ko mohabat ki gehrai mar legi
karke mohabat koi na bachega
jo bacha use tanhai mar legi

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Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.

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Santa was riding on a horse,
He jumped the red light & a cop whistles'
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says,
"Le Karle Number Note

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A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...!

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