what a love

Least Romantic:

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

 

Oh loving beauty you float with grace

If only you could hide your face

 

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;

This describes everything you are not

 

I want to feel your sweet embrace

But don't take that paper bag off of your face

 

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes - Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

 

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:

Marrying you screwed up my life

 

I see your face when I am dreaming.

That's why I always wake up screaming

 

My love, you take my breath away.

What have you stepped in to smell this way

 

My feelings for you no words can tell,

Except for maybe "go to hell"