What is the difference between men and women?

 

1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can

find such a man.

 

2. Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

 

3. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t want.

 

4. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t. A man marries a woman expecting that she

won’t change, and she does.

 

5. There are two times when a man doesn’t understand a woman- before and after marriage.

 

6. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets

a wife.

 

7. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you

must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

 

8. Any married man should forget his mistakes. There’s no use in two people remembering the same thing!

 

9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new

argument.

 

10. Women look at a wedding as the beginning of romance, while men look at a wedding as the ending of

romance.