Women - they think of everything!!!

An old man and woman were married for many years, even
though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation,
screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night.

The old man would shout, 'When I die, I will dig my way
up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the
rest of your life!'

Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced black
magic, because of the many strange occurrences that took
place in their neighborhood. The old man liked the fact that
he was feared. To everyone's relief, he died of a heart
attack when he was 98.

After the burial:
She went straight to the local bar and began to party, as if
there was no tomorrow.   Her neighbors, concerned for her
 safety, asked, 'Aren't you afraid that he may indeed
be able to dig his way up and out of the grave and come back
to haunt you for the rest of your life?'

The wife put down her drink and said, 'Let him dig. I
had him buried upside down.'

Women - they think of everything!!!