Santa-Banta are back!!!

Santa: Tum Next Janam Me Kya Banna Pasand Karoge?
Banta: Cockroach
Santa: Kyon?
Banta: Kyonki Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai

Santa ke ghar uske sasural wale aaye.
Biwi boli jao bahar se kuch le kar aao.
Santa baahar gaya or taxi lekar aa gaya.

Banta: yar kal meine kitni baar call kiya, uthaya kyon nahi?
Santa: Kyon uthaun, 30 Rs. de ke jo gaana lagwaya hai woh kya tera baap sunega?

 

Ek baar exam main question tha, “Challenge kise kehte hain?”
Santa ne saare pages khali chod ker aakhri page per likha.. “Apne baap ki aulaad hai to paas ker k dikh.”

Teacher: Delhi me Qutub Minar hai
Banta was sleeping and teacher wakes him up.
Teacher asks: What I said.
Banta: Delhi me kutta bimar hai

TEACHER: you call your Mother as MUM.
What will you call your Mother's Younger Sister & Elder Sister?
Santa: So simple, i'll call them MINIMUM & MAXIMUM

 

Banta apne bete se Bola: Oye, Gabra mat. Tu sher ka puttar hay
Beta: Papa,teacher bhi yehi bolti hay k tu kisi jaanwar ki aulad hai.