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Saturday, February 20, 2010

How To Become A Dad ?

I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter.

 

She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her

 mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.

 

'Why?' my daughter asked. 'Because it's been on the ground, you don't

know where it's been, it's dirty, and probably has germs' I replied.

 

 

At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and

 asked, 'Momma, how do you know all this stuff, you are so smart.'

 

I was thinking quickly. 'All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mom

Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mom.' We walked

along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering

this new information.

 

 

'OH...I get it!' she beamed, 'So if you don't pass the test you have

to be the dad. '

 

'Exactly' I replied back with a big smile on my face

 

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