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Tuesday, July 27, 2010
Monday, July 26, 2010
financial management
A beggar to another beggar: I had a grand dinner at Taj yesterday.
First beggar: Some one gave me a Rs 100/- note yesterday.
I went to Taj and ordered dinner worth Rs 1,000/-,
And enjoyed the dinner. When the bill came, I said, I had no money.
The Taj manager called the policeman, and handed me over to him.
I gave the Rs 100/- note to the police fellow, and he set me free.
Sunday, July 25, 2010
satisfactory~!~!~!
Jeevan me kamyab hone ke liye 3 factory lagao…
(1) Dimag me Ice factory.
(2) Zuban par Sugar factory.
(3) Dil me Love factory.
Phir life hogi satisfactory~!~!~!
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
Wah Prabhu kya teri leela hai:
Chuha Billi se darta hai,
Billi Kutte se darti hai,
Kutta Aadmi se darta hai,
Aadmi Biwi se darta hai,
Aur Biwi Chuhhe se darti hai!!!
Wah Prabhu kya teri leela hai:
Saturday, July 17, 2010
he gives us the length
An engineer, a mathematician, and a physicist were standing around the university flagpole when an English professor wandered by.
“What are you doing?” he asked.
“We need to know the height of the flagpole,” said one,
“and we’re discussing the formulas we might use to calculate it.”
“Watch!” said the English professor.
He pulled the pole from its fitting, laid it on the grass, borrowed a tape measure and said,
“Exactly 24 feet.”
Then he replaced the pole and walked away.
“English professor!” sneer the mathematician,
“We ask him for the height, and he gives us the length.”
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
She wants her sign back
The boss was concerned that his employees weren’t giving him enough respect, so he tried and old fashioned method of persuasion:
He brought in a sign that said “I’m the Boss” and taped it to his door.
After lunch, he noticed someone had taped another note under his.
“Your wife called. She wants her sign back!”
Monday, July 12, 2010
not so smart
A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. "I can hardly believe my eyes!" he exclaimed. "That's the smartest dog I've ever seen."
"Nah, he's not so smart," the friend replied. "I've beaten him three games out of five."
Wednesday, July 7, 2010
bank se loan
Pathan ne bank se car li
Lekin loan wapis nahi kar saka,
Bank waley car ley gaye,
Pathan: Pehley pata hota to
Shadi bhi bank se loan le kar karta.
Tuesday, July 6, 2010
zaroor andha ho ga
Aik din Wife aur Husband Mazaar se Nikle to aik Faqeer ne kaha:
Shehzadi 5 rupey de de, Andha hoon.
Husband: De do, Tumhe Shehzadi kaha hai to zaroor andha ho ga.
Monday, July 5, 2010
ha...ha...ha
Wife: Aapko meri khoobsurati zayada achi lagti hay ya aqalmandi..?
Husband: Mujhey to tumhari ye mazaaq ki aadat bohot achi Lagti Häy...
Husband: Malang baba, meri biwi bohot pareshan karti hai, Koi hal batao.
Malang : Beta, hal hota to mein malang kiu banta..?
Ek sahab dosray sahab se: Bhai ye khushiyan kiya hoti hen?
Dosray sahab: Pata nahi bhai, meri to kum umar me hi shadi ho gaii thi.
Sunday, July 4, 2010
"Hello, May I know your name please?"
Whenever James Bond meets someone he introduces himself saying:-
"The name is BOND!!!! (smiles.....).....JAMES BOND...!!!!"
His style is absolutely killing.....but when he meets one of the Telugu guy......the scene is somewhat different:--
Telugu Guy: "Hello, May I know your name please?"
James Bond: "The name is Bond"
Continuing in his inimitable style, " .....James Bond."
Then Bond asks: "And you?"
Telugu Guy: " My name is Reddy...
Siva Reddy...
Samba Siva Reddy...
Venkata Samba Siva Reddy...
Srinivasa Venkata Samba Siva Reddy...
Yarlagadda Srinivasa Venkata Samba Siva Reddy...
Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Srinivasa Venkata Samba Siva Reddy...
Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Srinivasa Venkata Samba Siva Reddy...
Vijayawada Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Srinivasa Venkata Samba Siva Reddy..."
James Bond fades......
Since then when anyone asks Bond his name he simply says "James Bond"
