ha...ha...ha

^{Wife: Aapko meri khoobsurati zayada achi lagti hay ya aqalmandi..?
Husband: Mujhey to tumhari ye mazaaq ki aadat bohot achi Lagti Häy...}

 

^{Husband: Malang baba, meri biwi bohot pareshan karti hai, Koi hal batao.
Malang : Beta, hal hota to mein malang kiu banta..?}

 

^{Ek sahab dosray sahab se: Bhai ye khushiyan kiya hoti hen?}

^{Dosray sahab: Pata nahi bhai, meri to kum umar me hi shadi ho gaii thi.}