1) What is the tax on a Mallu's income called?
2) Where did the Malayali study?
3) Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today?
4) Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in Gelff.
5) Why do Malayalis go to the Gelff?
6) What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?
He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.
7) How does a Malayali spell moon?
MOON - Yem Woh yet another Woh and Yen
8) What is Malayali management graduate called?
9) What does a Malayali do when he goes to America ?
He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.
10) What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?
Everewere, in a Temble, Charch and a Maask
12) Who is Bruce Lee's best friend ?
13) Name the only part of the werld, where Malayalis dont werk hard?
14) Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
Because +86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the loongi
15) Why did Saddam Hussain attack Kuwait?
He had a Mallu baby-sitter, who always used to say
16) What is the Latest Malayali Punch Line?
"Frem Tea Shops To Koll Cenders, We Are Yevery Where"
17) Why aren't Mals included in hockey and football teams ?
Coz Whenever they get a corner , they set up a tea shop.
18) Now share it with 5 Mals to get a free sample of
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