A Sardar, his wife with son and daugher went to a party he introduced his family to his friends saying..
" I am Sardar.. and this is Sardarnee...this is my kid and that is my kidney...!!"
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American says " US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai.."
Sardarji " India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"
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Sardar found answer to most difficult question ever….
What comes first –
the chicken or the egg ?
Oye yaar, jiska order pahele dooge, wo ayega !!!
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