Teacher: What is the full form of maths.
Student: Mentally affected teachers harassing students.
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Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it.
Student: No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Student: My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!
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Teacher: How old is your father.
Student: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Student: He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank)
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