Conversation between a software engineer and his wife

Husband: Hey dear, I am logged in.
Wife: Would you like to have some snacks?

Husband: hard disk full.
Wife: Have you brought the saree.

Husband: Bad command or file name.
Wife: But I told you about it in morning

Husband: Erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.
Wife: Hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.

Husband: File in use, read only, try after some time.
Wife: At least give me your credit card, i can do some shopping.

Husband: Sharing violation, access denied.
Wife: I made a mistake in marrying you.

Husband: data type mismatch.
Wife: You are useless.

Husband: by default.
Wife: What is the relation between you & your Receptionist?

Husband: the only user with write permission.
Wife: What is my value in your life?

Husband: Unknown virus detected.
Wife: Do you love me or your computer?

Husband: Too many parameters.
Wife: I will go to my dad?s house.

Husband: program performed illegal operation, it will Close.
Wife: I will leave you forever.

Husband: close all programs and log out for another User.
Wife: It is worthless talking to you.

Husband: shut down the computer.
Wife: I am going

Husband: Its now safe to turn off your computer