Five star hotel's treatment

 

"What would you like to have; fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or coffee?"

"Tea, please."

"Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea?"

"Ceylon tea."

"How would you like it? Black or white?"

"White."

"Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk?"

"With milk, please."

"Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk?"

"With cow milk, please."

"Milk from Friesland cow or African cow?"

"Um, I'll take it black."

"Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"

"With sugar, please."

"Beet sugar or cane sugar?"

"Cane sugar, please."

"White, brown or yellow sugar?"

"Forget about tea, just give me a glass of water instead."

"Mineral water or still water?"

"Mineral water, please."

"Flavored or non-flavored?"

"I'd rather die of thirst!"