sardarji............

Sardarji is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has a Clock Tower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower.

Sardarji says "Yes".

"Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder."

The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several hours the Sardarji figured he was taken for a ride.

On the next day the Sardarji is again walking along the same street and the same man asks him to buy the clock.

"Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder."

The Sardarji gives him the thousand and says "I am not a fool. This time, you wait and I'll go get a ladder".

 

 

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SANTA SING AND STUDENTS

 

Sardar Santa Singhji is the English teacher in a school. He is very well renowned for all his students do very well in exams. The school is having an inspection and the inspector decided to visit the English class. This is what transpires :

 

Santa Singh : " Bolo bachon GADHA "

Students (in chorous) : "GADHA "

 

Santa Singh : " Bolo bachon GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA "

 

Students (in chorous) : "GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA "

 

Santa Singh : " Bolo bachon GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MAI"

 

Students (in chorous) : "GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE MAI"

 

Santa Singh : " Bolo bachon GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH "

 

Students (in chorous) : "GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH"

 

By this time the inspector is furious . He confronts the principal and shouts at him

 

"What is this Santa Singh teaching to students. He is supposed to be taking an English class and what he is saying is GADHA ,GADHE KE PECHE GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH. The principle too is shocked , Santa Singh the famous English teacher doing this. He immediately sends for Santa Singh.

 

Principal : " Santa singhji what nonsense are you telling these students, GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH".

 

Santa Singh : "Yes i was telling all this in class, but i was only teaching the students

the spellings of assassination.

 

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 Ass-Ass-I-Nation 

 

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Teache: " What is the chemical formula for water?

Santa: "HIJKLMNO! "!!

Teacher: What are you talking about?
Santa: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

Teacher: Santa, how do you spell "crocodile"?
Santa: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"

Teacher: No, that's wrong
Santa: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

Teacher: Santa, give me a sentence starting with "I".
Santa: I is...

Teacher: No, Santa. Always say, "I am."
Santa: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
Santa: "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"

Santa: Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father: No. Why do you ask that?
Santa: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

Teacher: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!
Santa: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.

Teacher: Now, Santa, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?
Santa: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

Teacher: Santa, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as yourbrother's. Did you copy his?
Santa: No, teacher, it's the same dog!