LUCKY SARDARJI

Aaj tak gets news
that 100 sardars are killed
in a train accident at Amritsar station.. Only one sardar
left alive.

 The correspondent goes to him and asks the sardar ji.
 
> Correspondent: How did it happen?

Sardar: Oh ji pucho mat. Sab kuch sahi tha sab log
platform par khade gaadi ki wait kar rahe they.

Achanak announcement Hui ki shatabdee express 2 no.
platform par aa
rahi hai. Jaise hi sab ne

suna ki gaddi PLATFORM PAR aa rahi hai, sab log apni jaan
bachane ke
liye patri par kood gaye.

Aur tabhi gaddi patri par aa gayi.
 
Correspondent : Thank god. Aap ne samajhdari dikhayee.
Aap patri par nahin koode.

Sardar: o nahin ji main to suicide karne ki liye patri
par hi leta tha.

Jaise hi announcement hui main to platform par chad gaya