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Sunday, July 20, 2008

men could understand

 

; A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach when
suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the
Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I
will grant you one wish."

 


 
      The biker pulled over and said, "Build a
bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."

 

The Lord said,"Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for
that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of
the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly
exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me
to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and
think of something that could possibly help mankind."

      The biker thought about it for a long time.
Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand
women; I want to know how she feels, what she's thinking when she
gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she
says nothings wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

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