Funny Bunny Joke
What do you call a bunny who tells jokes?
A funny bunny!
How are bunnies like calculators?
They can multiply real fast!
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
The bunny hop!
What kind of books do bunnies read?
The ones with hoppy endings!
What do you call a bunny that has fleas?
Bugs Bunny!
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Did you ever see a bunny with glasses?!
What kind of music does a bunny listen to?
Hip Hop!
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An adorable little girl walked into a pet shop and asked...
"Excuse me; do you have any rabbits here?”
"We do" the sales representative answered...
By leaning down to her eye level she asked, "Did you want a white rabbit or would you rather have a soft, fuzzy black rabbit?”
She shrugged and said "I don't think my python really cares".
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We brought our newborn son, Justin, to the pediatrician for his first checkup.
As he finished, the doctor told us, “You have a cute baby.”
By smiling, I said, “I bet you say that to all new parents.”
“No,” he replied, “just to those whose babies really are good-looking.”
“So what do you say to the others?” I asked.
“He looks just like you.”
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