sardar again

4 hightech sardar’s inventions:---Waterproof towel ---Solar powered
flashlight---Book on how to read ----Pedal powered wheel chair.
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Why did sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it?
To avoid side effects.
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A sardar proposed to a girl. The girl said, "I'm a year older than you."
Sardar said, "OK, no problem, I'll marry you next year."
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Why was the sardar writing the exam near the door? Because it was an
entrance exam.
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A sardar's son: Dad, there is some one at the door collecting
donations for a swimming pool.
Sardar: Give him a glass of water.
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Sardar 1 : I am a proud father, my son is in medical college.
Sardar 2 : Really, what is he studying?
Sardar 1: He is not studying, they are studying him.