A different Love letter and a beautiful reply to it

A teenage college guy sent a love letter (in
Question/Ans format) to his classmate.

My Dearest Rita,

Please answer the following questionnaire. For Options
(a)10 marks, (b)
5marks and (c) 3 marks.
1) Whenever you enter the class room, your sight
always falls on me
because:
(a) of love
(b) you couldn't control seeing me
(c) really ... am I doing it?
2) Whenever professor cracks joke, you laugh and turn
and look at me
because:
(a) you always like to see me smiling
(b) you are testing whether I like jokes
(c) you are attracted by my smile

3) When you were singing in the class, I entered and
immediately you
stopped singing because:
(a) you are so coy to sing before me
(b) my presence influenced you
(c) you feared that whether I'll like your song

4) When you were showing your child photo, when I
asked for it, you hide
it because:
(a) you felt ashamed
(b) you felt uneasy
(c) you don't know

5) During trekking, myself and my friend gave you hand
for lifting you and
you took only my friend's because:
(a) you enjoyed my disappointment
(b) you won't feel leaving my hand after grabbing
(c) you don't know

6) You were waiting yesterday for bus and didn't get
into y our bus...
(a) you were waiting for me
(b) you were dreaming about me and didn't notice the
bus
(c) that bus was crowded

7) You introduced me to your parents when they came to
college because:
(a) I am going to be your groom
(b) you just want to know what your parents think
about me
(c) just you felt like introducing me to them

8) I told that I like girls wearing roses. Next day,
you came with a rose
on your head because:
(a) to fulfill my wish
(b) you like roses
(c) by chance you got a rose

9) On that day, it was my birthday. you too came to
temple early at 6:00
AM because:
(a) you want to pray along with me
(b) you want to meet me before any one could meet on
my birthday
(c) you want to wish me at temple because you are
spiritual
If you have scored mor e than 40, then you are loving
me. Don't delay in
expressing it. If you have scored between 30 and 40,
love is budding in
your heart and it's getting ready to bloom. If you
have scored less than
30, you are in confusion whether to love me or not.
Eagerly aw aiting your reply..

love,
Deepak

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Rita's reply letter was also in Q/A format........
Deepak,
Please answer the following Yes/No questionnaire.
1) If somebody sits in the first row, normally people
entering the class,
sees them.
(a) Yes
(b) No

2) If a girl laughs and looks at anyone, is it love?
(a) Yes
(b) No

3) While singing, if somebody forgets lines of the
songs, will he/she stop
singing or not ?
(a) Yes
(b) No

4) I was showing my friends (who are all girls) my
childhood photo. You
poked your nose in between..... right ?
(a) Yes
(b) No

5) I avoided to hold your hand during trekking.
Couldn't you understand
yet?
(a) Yes
(b) No

6) Should I not wait for my best friend ( Anjali) at
the bus stand?
(a) Yes
(b) No

7) Shouldn't I introduce you to my parents as a
friend?
(a) Yes
(b) No

8) You have said you also like Lotus, cauliflower,
banana flower. Is it
true ?
(a) Yes
(b) No

9) Oh was that your birthday. That's why I could see
you in temple. I come
daily to Temple. Do you know ?
(a) Yes
(b) No

If you have answered "Yes" to any of the question,
then I am not loving
you.
If you have answered "No", then you don't know the
meaning of Love.
Hope everything is clear to you.

Rita