Wanted A Wife

A news paper had a humour page with following matrimonials published
in it.

BANKER: Wanted wife who takes interest in me and credits me with her
service.

CAR MECHANIC: Wanted a sturdy wife. Should be in working condition.
Should be above average and must run the household at a good average.

DOCTOR: Recently a love-bug injected in me a strange bacteria, making
me desirous of marriage. I'm looking for a girl who is patient and has
knowledge of all ills and pills, is religious minded and keeps away
from all sins be it anasin, metasin or crosin. I promise to be a good
doctor with no side effects. Apply or reply.

DRUNKER: Wanted a girl. Girl's father should preferably have a soda
factory. I am an occasional alchoholic who drinks only when friends
come home. Friends come home only seven times a week. Girl preffered
will carry me from bar to ghar-bar. Meet personally or send soda for
trial. Sample should be ample.

LAWYER: I hereby beg to solicit myself as an eligible candidate for
the post of husband after marriage. The person whom I'm looking for
should be strictly a girl. The girl should be strictly a girl. The
girl should be willing to surrender to the service and jurisdiction of
My Lord i.e. Myself. Any objection would be overruled and will not be
sustained. Apply in confidence and if you have the confidence.

SOFTWARE ENGINEER: Wanted a Girl with a Lovely Look & Feel, Good GUI
with Security features (privileges only for the Specific User
especially critical Functionalities).

There must not be any Critical or Medium Bug in her.

LowBugs can be deferred But needs to B fixed by the Next Build. She
Must not be PLATFORM INDEPENDENT, USER FRIENDLY. We are ready to Test
the Application & CERTIFY the product but we will assure it will never
be released to ANY OTHER Customer.