Definition of Kiss

Kiss is that thing for which the demand is always higher than the supply.

Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.

Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing

Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips

Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.

Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.

Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria

Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularisoris muscles in the state of contraction.

Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.

Kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36.

Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.

Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.

Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects.

What is a kiss? It seems to be an undefined variable.

 

 

Pathan names born in different situations

Born in Jungle ..........Sher Khan

Born in summer ------- Sharbat Khan

Born during war ------- Barood Khan 

Born near ocean ------- Samunder Khan

Born with abnormal features ------- Ajab Khan 

Born premature ------- Masti Khan 

Born near garden ------- Gul Khan 

Born in anger ------- Ghazab Khan 

Born in horror ------- Haibat Khan

Born funny ------- Nadia Khan

Born After Suicide Bom ------- Bhadur Khan

Born with talent but no brain ------- Shahid Khan Afridi

Born with Proud of Pakistan---- ---- Abdul Qadir Khan

Born in Pervaiz Musharaf Government ------ Bardasht 

 

 

good news and bad news

The doctor at a regional hospital tells his patient, "I have good news and bad news for you. Which would you like to hear first?"

The patient asks for the bad news first. "I have the results of your examination of your injuries to both your feet and we're going to have to amputate right away."

"That's the bad news? How could there be good news?"

"See that man in the lobby? The seedy-looking fellow?"

"Yeah," says the patient. "What about him?"

The doctor looks at the patient with a grin, "He wants to buy your shoes!

 

 

in the court

Lawyer: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for

a pulse?

A: No.

Lawyer: Did you check for blood pressure?

A: No.

Lawyer: Did you check for breathing?

A: No.

Lawyer: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you

began the autopsy?

A: No.

Lawyer: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

Lawyer: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?

A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

cruel

You could use your old computer to shop for a new computer online.

But that seems kind of cruel, doesn't it?

Like asking your dying spouse if he or she has any cute friends.

 

 

How do you control

Husband to wife: "When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?"

 

"I clean the toilet bowl."

 

"How does that help?"

 

"I use your toothbrush."

 

 

 

CREATION..

A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.

' The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain.

God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me.

God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you !!! 

 

 

a diet

 

A blonde woman is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least five pounds."

 

When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds.

 

"Why, that’s amazing!" the doctor said. "Did you follow my instructions?"

 

The blonde nodded. "I’ll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."

 

"From hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor.

 

"No, from skipping."

 

 

If I Were a Millionaire

The teacher said; “Take a pencil and paper, and write an essay with the title ‘If I Were a Millionaire.’”

 

Everyone but Joe, who leaned back with arms folded, began to write feverishly.

“What’s the matter,” the teacher asked. “Why don’t you begin?”

“I’m waiting for my secretary,” Joe replied.

 

The Silent Treatment...

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day,
He would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,

'Please wake me at 5:00 AM '

He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM, And he had missed his flight.  

Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.

The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.'

 

 

with a smile

‘Everybody should pay their taxes with a smile’, a sing board at tax office,

 

Santa said: “I tried it but they wanted cash.”