As u Remember about the comedy Programe...  KHICHIDI .. here some covnersation between hands and praful.
   
  d ECIDE 
  Hansa : Pra f ul 'Decide' matlab ? 
  Praful : 'Decide' Hansa ... vo Casettee player mein hum casettee nahi dalte  usme hota hai na ... 'A side' -- 'B side' ... toa 'C-side' ... 'D- side'  ---> 'Decide' 
  
  
  Mature 
  Hansa : Mature matlab ???? 
  praful: jab apna mahesh...chori karte hue pakda 
  hansa: usne kaha tha.. mujhe chodd do.. 'MAIN CHOR NAHI HOON' 
  main chor ....main chor....mature...acha acha.... 
  
  
  
  alphabet 
  hansa: praful alphabet matlab 
  
  
  praful: alphabet hansa,local train mein safar karte hoye maasi jaise hi koi  seat khali dekhti hai to wo apni beti alpha se kya kehti hai? 
  
  
  hansa: alpha beth seat pe,alpha beth,acha toh yeh alphabet 
  
  
  
  
  Asset 
  Hansa : Prafulll 'Asset' matlab ??? 
  Praful : Asset Hansaaa .... 
  Jab hum gaadi mein jaate hai and jab gaadi signal par rukti hai .... taab vo  bhikari log aa kar kya bolte hai ... 
  'Aee Seth... thoda paisa do naa' ... 'Eee Sethh ... ' ... Asset .. 
  
  
  
  
  Depend 
  Hansa : Yeh Depend kya hota hai Prafful?? 
  Prafful : Depend Hansa... wo Swimming Pool mein ek taraf to paani kam gehra  hota hai, aur dusri side zyada gehra... Deep-End.. Depend 
  
  
  
  
  TOURNAMENT 
  HANSA:- ae he he PRAFUL, TOURNAMENT MATLAB 
  PRAFUL:- TOURNAMENT HANSA!!! YE JO TUMNE JHUMKE PEHNE HAIN, GEHNE PEHNE HAIN  INKO ENGLISH ME KYA KEHTE HAIN, BOLO BOLO!! 
  HANSA:- AAA HAN HAN TOURNAMENT, (HANSA KHUSH) 
  MELISA:-(CHIDH KAR)ARE USE TOURNAMENT NAHI ORNAMENT KEHTE HAIN 
  HANSA:- ARE KUCHH BHI MAT BOLLL 
  EK JHHUMKA -- ORNAMENT 
  DO JHHUMKE -- TWO ORNAMENT# #TOURNAMENT 
  AE PRAFUL!! YE MELISA KO BHI BABUJI KI TARAH KUCHH BHI NAHI ATAA 
  
  
  
  
  
  elastic 
  Hansa: Praful elastic matlab?? 
  Praful: Elastic Hansa.. 
  apni voh radha ben unki beti ila ... 
  usko jab fracture hua tha to voh kya leke chalti thi?? 
  Hansa : Ila to... 
  Ila-stick leke ... 
  Ila-stick !! Ila-stick!!! 

 

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