Teacher: Tum bade  hokar kya karoge ? 
  Student:  shaadi..!!!!!!
  
  
Teacher: nahi,mera matlab hai kya banoge?
  Student: dulha.!!!!!!!!!!!
  
  
Teacher: oh,i mean bade hokar kya hasil karoge?
  Student: dulhan
  
  
Teacher: IDIOTmera matlab bade ho kar mummy papa k  liye kya karoge?
  Student- bahu launga
  
  
Teacher: stupid tumare papa tumse kya chahte hai?
  Student: pota
  
  
Teacher: he bhagwan, tumari zindagi ka kya maksad  hai?
Student: hum do humare do, jab tak teeasra nahi  ho...!!!!!!...... 

 

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